Andy wrote:
            The 
            Imperial Hotel
            
            "Some 
            of 'The Andy Russell Seven' used to play on Mondays, Tuesdays and 
            Wednesdays at the Imperial Hotel (now demolished) on Leith Walk 
            during the early-1960s. How we landed that gig was not planned and 
            is worth telling.
            
            Middlemass Biscuits
            
            "I had been approached by drummer Dave 
            Ewart's aunt, who worked at Middlemass Biscuits.  She asked if 
            we would play at their annual company get together which was to be 
            held at The Imperial Hotel.  A group of employees from the 
            company branch in the north of England were also invited so I had 
            the idea to make them welcome by adding some traditional Scottish 
            flavour to our normal rock and roll musical fare."
            
            Scottish Music
            
            "Dave arranged for a piper friend of 
            his, Martin (Teag) Hunter from Penicuik to appear in full dress of 
            kilt, hairy socks etc. and I asked our keyboard player, Alf 
            Smith, to bring his accordion along that night and we could also 
            offer the company a small selection of Scottish country dance music 
            or 'tcheuchter biscuit box music' as we called it."
            
            Drinks
            
            "The big night arrived and we deposited 
            our piper in full regalia at the bar in the Imperial, telling him to 
            have a drink and I would call on him to play at the interval.  
            I guess that was my first mistake.
            
            The band sounded great that night, the 
            English visitors were enjoying themselves, the refreshments were 
            flowing freely and everybody joined in singing and dancing to our 
            short Scottish dance interlude which preceded the interval."
            
            The Piper
            
            "I nipped through to the bar to collect 
            Teag the piper who, by this time, was pretty well 
            refreshed, himself.  I propelled him to the function room 
            entrance to let him loose on the crowd, pipes skirling, kilt and 
            plaid swinging, lookin' good baby.
            
            The crowd loved him.  The English 
            employees went wild and I began to have misgivings about who was 
            turned loose on whom as Teag marched up the room surrounded by a 
            great bunch of English girls hanging onto not only him, but also to 
            his plaid, his kilt and I swear I actually saw some anglo saxon 
            fingers checking to see if anything was worn under the kilt."
            
            Success
            
            "The evening was a huge success.  
            Thee piper was eventually allowed to sit down and gladly joined in 
            with the 'refreshments', nae bother. 
            
            The accordion was pushed out of sight 
            and we got on with our normal programme of numbers by Little 
            Richard, Fats Domino and Ray Charles.
            
            A very enthusiastic hotel manager 
            cornered me and offered a regular, three nights per week gig, 
            starting Monday.  Who needs a band manager when you can make 
            mistakes like this?"
            Andy Wishart, 
            Staffordshire, England:  March 13 2009