to Darkroom Users
dark-room is a lovesome spot,
the EPS dark-room can certainly be lovesome
only members will remember to shove some
into the dishes they have been using and thus avoid all
of leaving a deposit of colloidal
or other foreign matter in the dishes
against the Curator’s wishes.
although physical development is a perfectly
cannot be too strongly emphasized that the apparatus provided there
not intended for the physical development of those using it.
practices all-in wrestling with the enlarger
to have his head on a charger.
dark-room regulations, it is diffidently suggested,
intended to be read, marked and inwardly digested
to conclude this somewhat offensive effusion,
should like to wish utter confusion
the unscrupulous removers of the Society’s magazines
the pinholes in their negatives be counted in teens.